The horrors of the hoover, haunted by the ex.
Hoovering begins before Halloween
and lasts through the new year.
Why can’t these ghouls leave us alone?!

Hoovering is horrifying. We’ve all experienced it and can attest to the fear and gut clench it brings. Hoover season ramps up during the Holidays, and Halloween has come to mark the beginning of the Holiday season. Yes, as early as mid October these parasitic predators begin buzzing and texting. It’s a sickening feeling when they reach out; our hearts pound, our stomachs lurch.

They come out to haunt and hoover in attempts to remain in our lives. Especially if you have children with these monsters, they seem to hang on. They aren’t checking in because they care, but to see if they can get more, and most importantly to make sure that they are safe! – Let’s talk about that.